A LIFE IN SIX WORDS
These are some more examples of six-word stories: Chainsmoking Scot, made living from death Andrew McKie, Telegraph obituaries editor Five novels; two kids; insufficient sex Louise Doughty, novelist Everyone who loved me is dead Ellen Fanning Fifteen years since last professional haircut Dave Eggers, novelist I like big butts; can't lie Dave Russ They attacked, we survived; let's eat Charles Hollander Can that really be the time? Alex Clark, deputy editor, Granta We're bound to meet again soon Christopher Howse, Sacred Mysteries columnist Bad brakes discovered at high speed Johan Baumeister Foetus, son, brother, husband, father, vegetable Dick Hadfield Liars! Hysterectomy didn't improve sex life Joan Rivers, comedienne I am trying, in every regard Lionel Shriver, novelist Fancied self as haiku. Was clerihew Sam Leith, Telegraph literary editor Still breathing, too early to tell Simon Heffer, Telegraph columnist ...