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FUNNY STUFF 27 Funny Butterball Hotline Calls to Share This Thanksgiving

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For three decades, the  Butterball Turkey Talk-Line  has answered the desperate pleas of hundreds of thousands of holiday cooks. As you can imagine, in that time the staff of 50-plus experts has heard some pretty outlandish tales of Turkey Day mishaps and fielded some truly bewildering questions. Following are a few favorite conversations from the Butterball hotline operators. And if you need help this holiday season with your bird, don’t forget to call 1-800-BUTTERBALL. Double duty iStock/Jodi Jacobson A father in charge of thawing the turkey and bathing his toddler twins decided to hit two birds with one stone. “We could hear water splashing in the background, and turns out he has his kids and the turkey in the tub all at the same time,” says Nicole Johnson, Talk-Line co-director. The man was calling to find out if the bath water would be an acceptable method for thawing the turkey. READ MORE...

THE HAPPINESS FORMULA

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How to be happy? That's the greatest question of all, in the sense that it is what motivates what we do on a daily basis. All the choices we make stem from a consideration, often unconscious, between which choices would make us probably the most happy. TEST YOUR HAPPINESS    Do you have any tips for being happy? Leave your tip as a comment (80 words). Thanks.  

Did you fall for these April Fools' Day gags?

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If You Can Raed Tihs Yuor Sratgne Lkie me

If you can Raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too. Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of thehmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the only iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this fawrord it. Have a nice weekend!!!

The Netherlands Welcomes Trump in His Own Words

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On Sunday the Dutch comedy news show  Zondag met Lubach  released a YouTube video introducing President Trump to the Netherlands. It has since been viewed over nine million times. A voice over ( Greg Shapiro ) describes the Netherlands in speech patterns oddly reminiscent of the commander-in-chief ... HT www.englishblog.com

The wrong guy

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Read Guy Kewny's account of the story. CLICK HERE

A room with a view - Fawlty Towers - BBC

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Who said that paying attention to the safety instuctions is not important?